Sunday, April 27, 2008

We can dress real neat from our hats to our feet...

Near the end of 1983, my parents told my brother and I that they were going to be getting a divorce... and on January 7th, 1984, my mom moved my brother and I to 26 N Wisconsin St where we rented out a house that my mom's friend was trying to sell. The house was a hundred years old or so, four bedrooms, still had the original furnace (coal burner, converted to gas)... the house was drafty and big, and somewhat haunted... The house was sinking in the middle and the floors kinda bounced a bit... which is a trait only good in bouncy castles. In the winter, the temperature in my room would drop down to about 50 degrees, so I was sick a lot. I think I was sick a lot anyway...

We lived there for almost exactly a year, moving out New Year's Eve of 1984. Less than a month later, my father passed away... but on the bright side of that I only had to do the "two houses" thing that kids of divorced parents have to do for only just a year.

But this story is not about divorce or death or boo hoo.

Its about a song.

I don't remember how much I got a week for an allowance, couple bucks tops I am sure, but that was enough to buy a new 45 a week...

A what?

A 45... A "single"... a 7" record ... A black plastic disc with a song on each side... yeah.. those... you remember those... Your parents had a few of them tucked in a weird cabinet somewhere along next to a dusty shoe box of photos and your baby book or something like that. The 45's that I bought I kept in a drawer next to my sock drawer. I didn't have that many at first. The drawer was big enough to hold a couple dozen, and as I accumulated more I would sometimes just take them out and count them, look at them, think about the best way to organize them... Cyndi Lauper, Duran Duran, Howard Jones....

But there is one that I can actually still remember buying it... I picked it up on my way home from school. It didn't have the colorful picture sleeve like many of them had. I think once a single had been printed and reprinted, they eventually did away with the picture sleeve and put it in a generic sleeve for the later printings. This one was in a tan sleeve with the recording company logo printed on it over and over. I ran home and probably played it a dozen times before giving my family a break.

It was "The Safety Dance".

I had just started collecting music; it was something that kept me going, something to look forward to... it was a rough time otherwise and all that (but see above where I say this story is not about the boo hoo) . To this day, most of what I consider "favorite music" is from that year, either released or acquired in 1984. And to this day, every time I hear even just the "catch" from "Safety Dance", I can remember back to the day that I bought the 45 for it; it was one of my first and was a constant favorite.

I bet you can't remember the day you downloaded such and such song... "ahh... right after I closed my Outlook Express and fended off some pop-ups, I navigated to iTunes and found it.... I had to wait WHOLE SECONDS before the data transfer was complete...." where's the fun in that?

I bet your friends don't dance.. and if they don't dance, well... there no friends of mine

Monday, April 21, 2008

It was 90 years ago today...

Manfred von Richtofen, born 2 May 1892, defeated 21 April 1918

Richtofen was actually not much for flying... it was a means to an end, which was he wanted to be the Ultimate Hunter. And he was.

But the Hunter was always the Hunted, and he was taken down by a single shot, fired from the ground.

The average American doesn't understand The Great War the same way we can so easily understand World War II. In WWII, it was a struggle between "good" and "evil". The Great War was all about language, culture, and borders which had been drawn and redrawn for countless centuries by men who never thought twice about the common man. Confusion and birth-right animosity spurred this war, yes... but not evil... not the kind of evil that was defined in the Second World War...

So I feel no shame in declaring this man a Hero...

Friday, April 04, 2008

Utilikilts comes to Wisconsin

over the course of the last year, Utilikilts have been opening to the wholesale/retail markets, allowing more stores to spread the kilted goodness... well it so happens that there is a shop near Milwaukee that is carrying Utilikilts.... The Blessed Bee in Kenosha is on the Utilikilts website as being a retail location. I haven't been there and I don't know how many they carry... but its a good start if you want to get fitted and hold one in person...

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Dear Beloved One (well that's kinda personal...),

Compliments of the season (i'm really not much of a cook) to you and other members of your family Based on your profile (you should see me at 3/4), l am happy to request for your assistance because i belive that you are not going to betrayed the trust which i am going to lay on you (well then, lay it on me!).

My name is Jennifa Robert Komo. 21 years old and the only daughter of my late parents Mr.and Mrs Robert Komo. My father was a highly reputable busnness magnet (attractive person, then...)-(a cocoa merchant) who operated in the capital of Ivory coast during his days (and what about his nights?). It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in France during one of his business trips abroad on 12th.November 2005.Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of his who travelled with him at that time, but God knows the truth! (you should ask him then!)
My mother died when I was just 4 years old, and since then my father took me so special (in like a "start up the Barry White music" sort of way?) . Before the death of my Father on November 12th 2005 he called the secretary who accompanied him to the hospital and told her that he has the sum of (USD$2.5 000 000) Two, Million five hundred thousand dollars left in a metalic trunk trunk box (double your safety with a trunk trunk), wich he deposited in a Security Company here in abidjan, that he registered it as family valuable items for security reasons, he told the secretary that i should contact the Company for them to know me as his next of kin wich i have did as he instructed,
He also told the secretary that i should not let any of his relations to know about this because he was kiled by them and if they know about it, that they will do nothing but to kill me in other to take hold of every thing, He told her that i should seek for a foriegn partner abroad who will help me retreived the trunk box and also travel with him or her in other to continue my Education and also to start a Bussines relationship with the person, (um... wouldn't the obvious solution be the daughter and the secretary?)
My dear, this is why i have come incontact with you in order to help me retreive that trunk box from the Security Companys custody and send it direct to your country and also to make an arrangement for me on how i will come over to your country in other to continue my Education and also to go into bussines relationship with you hence i am still a child and i dont know any thing about bussines, i am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards and your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded. (she is still a child, but knows how to hack and retrieve e-mails of strangers? wait, I thought she said she was 21! I am growing suspicious...)

Now permit me to ask these few questions:-

1. Can I completely trust you? No
2.Can you accept me as your own blood Sister? well, if we did THAT, then wouldn't I be one of those relatives you aren't supposed to trust?
3.What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you? all of it, Baby!

Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible with your full assurance that you will not disapoint me in this issue so that i can give you the contact of the Security Company where my late Father deposited that trunk box (ohhh this MUST be a scam... it's no longer a "trunk trunk box" but JUST a "Trunk box"!) for you to contact them on how the trunk box will be retreived from their custody and deliver to your country,

Thank you soo much for your understanding and may almighty God bless you and your Family to the Glory of Almighty Father Amen,
My sincere regards,
Miss Jennifa Robert Komo. and why does she have a dude's middle name?


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